i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
The amount of offense my relatives take when i say, “I’m not hungry” is unreal